Productivity tips: Don't take breaks. Work longer. Do everything faster. Stop thinking. Abandon your well being and identity. Make lists!
An ambulance is basically like a normal van that just got a star in Super Mario Bros.
If you could travel back to the Middle Ages with an unlimited supply of warm Krispy Kreme doughnuts, you could conquer Europe in five days.
Back in my day, not all luggage was roller luggage. We had to carry our bags. We knew about the wheel—didn't use it. That's what dignity is.