Gluten-free vegan throwback Thursday twerk proposal dance flash mob sexting YOLO RT kickstarter I can't even (us explaining 2010s in future)
these brands fund the tea party: Angel Soft, Quilted Northern, Soft n Gentle, Brawny, Dixie, Mardi Gras, Sparkle, Vanity Fair, Zee #DontBuy
"WHY ARE THERE POUND SIGNS IN FRONT OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING" -some guy who just woke up from a coma he's been in since 2007
@valientthorr What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "See you next month!"
People who pronounce "literally" "LITCHrly" are 200% more likely to incorrectly use the word "literally."
Do Androids Dream of Something's Chasing Them and They're Trying to Run Away But They Can Only Move Really Slowly?
i like to think they're telling each other filthy jokes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY
Do Androids Dream of Electric All Their Teeth Falling Out and Then They Panic?
Wear all black. Whenever someone pinches you for not wearing green, go ”it's the anniversary of my mom's death.” Stare.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Accidentally Sleeping With Someone Else Then Remembering They Have a Boyfriend And They're Like SHHHIIIIIIIT
if i had an iphone it would be tempting to be like "I ate a kitten then fucked it with a strap-on!" then go "Oops! Stupid autocorrect!"
@ZachBehrens how about "AT" for "abbreviated tweet"? The nerds'll love it! Star Wars pun potential!
i love that in Zombieland Eisenberg comments on the best thing about Z-land being "no facebook status updates"
@valientthorr if it were dead spiders i think we'd be like "keep up the great work!"
Look! We got a shoutout! (thanks @LAist) http://laist.com/2010/12/31/last_minute_nye_plans.php
our very own @MarzRichards in @LAWeekly: http://blogs.laweekly.com/stylecouncil/2011/01/stage_raw_responses_to_the_new.php#