I have turned down the MNF announcers and am now playing the Benny Hill theme on a loop. Much more enjoyable.
Confirmed: two humps after a TD is okay; three humps draws a flag. We now have a better understanding of this than of what a catch is.
If I'm Dion Lewis, I'm using the next commercial timeout to run home and set all my alarm clocks. Don't pull a Jonas Gray.