Next week: the Mail goes undercover to ring up the Samaritans despite not being suicidal. And the evil charity DON'T EVEN CHECK.
"We want to play in our home kit" "No, WE want to play in OUR home kit" Their mum: "Well now NEITHER of you get to play in your home kit.
I do love the fact that they emailed TalkTalk the ransom. Even hackers would have given up trying to ring it through after an hour on hold.
In 1989 I hid Lisa Stansfield's baby where she'd never find it. #mycelebstory