"How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand."
"If we could only get the wars of the world to be fought like the war on Christmas." - @pennjillette on @PennSunday School today
The great Taylor Negron in The @AristocratsFilm youtu.be/v_PDKBU5em0 Goodbye, Taylor. #SNAPS @PaulProvenza @emeryemeryii @pennjillette
@tanehisicoates “An invented past can never be used...it cracks and crumbles under the pressures of life like clay in a season of drought.”
Here's a video clip of @EmoPhilips performing the joke about religion that @pennjillette mentioned on PSS youtu.be/ZBKIyCbppfs