State Dept thinks #isis just needs better jobs to dissuade them from being terrorists. I've got a job for em, holding my DownRange targets.
Every American who went to see #americansniper should vow to never support @sethrogen or @mmflint again in any capacity. RT if you agree.
Dear #irs I filed an extension this year but unfortunately my hard drive just crashed. Won't be able to pay you now. Cool? Thx! Next time!