When I was young, we had no Twitter for our thoughts. We'd store our excess thoughts in barrels out back, secretly dump them in the river.
Just caught someone from Apple sneaking into my house to put an E.L.O. cassette tape in my Sony Walkman.
"I'm glad the NBA got that all sorted out. Glad we don't have anything like that. Hey, who's playing QB for the Washington Re--" - the NFL
Coldplay performing their hit song "When Does Beyoncé Get Here?"