Girl on iradio doing a quiz: 'What's the capital of the Philippines? Rhymes with vanilla' - she answers 'Aston Villa'.
Sligo Rovers have just won 2-1 away to Rosenborg. Is this real life? Fuck. Me.
Why do so many GAA fans feel the need to compare it to soccer after a good game of hurling or football?
Graziano Pelle played 90 mins, extra-time, missed a penalty and STILL not a hair out of place. He must use glue. The real hero of the night.