IT work, to a large degree, is like explaining magic to people who sustained head injuries as small children.
Calm down Windows, I'll install the update after I decide which of my 87 open tabs is important.
You can finally CTRL+V in the cmd prompt. Windows and I are just old enough that I've been literally waiting my whole life for this.
The blank spaces on cell phone coverage maps are the 21st century equivalent of "here be dragons."
I think we all learned a valuable lesson today. If you say it's going to be like Black Friday, it'd better be like Black Friday. #PrimeDay