Your Thor may be a man. The one I've been writing for 25 issues is a god.
I've written 25 issues featuring 3 different versions of dude Thor and never once was his penis the most important part of the story.
Gotta make that @HeymanHustle rendition of Battle Hymn of the Republic into my ringtone.
"You can't change Norse mythology." Um... you really haven't read many Thor comics, have you?