I love how we all found Bowie at different times, and all met a different person. He was a Time Lord, and we were briefly his companions.
David Cameron sad at the loss of his favourite singer, West Ham
What a classy bunch of snobby millionaire pig-botherers we have ruling over us simple plebs. twitter.com/guardian/statu…
So annoyed that men have been officially, legally banned from ever being in *any* movies ever again, WHO WILL TELL OUR STORIES NOW
Netflix: Still watching? Me: Yes N: Not dead? Me: No N: You could have died. Nobody would know Me: I'm not- N: You have no friends
I'm sure everything looks "left leaning" when you're a bunch of horrible pricks: telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandr…
STOP SAYING "LOG ON TO OUR WEBSITE" WHEN YOU JUST MEAN "VISIT OUR WEBSITE"
"Rancid piece of human effluent steals food from poor people by lying to kind people"- fixed the headline for you, Mail scum.
Haaaaaahahahaha okay Sony wins: youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh…
Imagine if a producer had punched Clarkson. Instant dismissal, no petition, and-- sorry, lost track, I'm still imagining it
Most "run to the airport" scenes in old romcoms today would end in the main characters being shot by security.
An open letter to Twitter about the 140 character tweet limit: Dear Twitter- I am writing to you to discuss the 140 character tweet limit wh
Woke up reeking of chloroform, with a U2 tattoo on my forehead. They've gone too far this time.
Apple event starts in 20 minutes. I really hope everyone who has no interest in it lets us all know how they feel.
Hey booing audience, two 17 year old twins aren't responsible for Putin's policies, don't be dicks. #Eurovision
Whoa! So is Childline! Childline blocked under the new parental controls! That makes TOTAL sense. Protect kids!
TV characters: if somebody asks you "have you told anyone else this?", RUN, because THEY ARE IN ON IT.
Vampires do not sparkle. Vampires KILL people. The only things allowed to sparkle are DEAD JEDI.
This government is the biggest open goal for some time. Labour should have it easy right now, instead of driving their bus off a cliff.
I love this media narrative that Joss Whedon was a failure before Avengers. Like nobody ever heard of Buffy or watched Dr Horrible.