If you're ever feeling weak, don't forget, you tore your way out of another human being and then enslaved them for 18 years. Not too shabby.
Hilarious Sam Pepper prank: He disappears forever. Comedy.
Managing my twenties feels a lot like I'm eating salad with a spoon. I may be doing the right thing, but I am definitely doing it wrong.
When someone you know achieves something noteworthy, always respond with, "I see you took my advice." Then speak no further on the matter.