Paraphrased call: CC fraud guy: We're sending you a new card because: breach Me: Which breach? Him: Like I can keep track of this chaos.
Everyone's missing the CIA link here. BASH =. Bourne Again SHell, named after Jason Bourne of the Treadstone Project. It's a CIA backdoor.
Networking vendors are all busily checking their stuff to make sure only the right backdoors are in their code.