"I'd tap that" is locker room banter. "I grab em by the p***y and they can't do anything cuz I'm famous" is a psychopath's confession.
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Man, this 25-year effort to humanize Hillary is the most expensive public works project since the Hoover Dam.
Holy crap, we've raised an entire generation who are terrified of not being ruled over.