"Help! I've fallen and I can't even!" -Life Alert ad in 2050
Obama took less time telling us he got bin laden. #Ferguson
Don't worry, twitter had the last laugh by destroying the experience of watching TV and movies.
2014 Prediction: Middle East peace achieved through long, mostly misspelled Facebook comment thread.
Trump is making some great suggestions for our country. Why hasn't anyone ever thought of just "making everything better"? #RNCinCLE