Does it bother anyone else that in the last seven years, the Australian govt has had more lead actors than Dr Who? #auspol
There are few joys that compare to putting a 3 month old on a swivel chair, turning it around slowly and saying "good evening, Mr. Bond".
"I'm leaving!" "Go then" Slam! (Beat) "It's cold and I've got no money. Do you mind if I sleep on your doorstep?" #Brexit
Anthony Green: "we won't know tonight. We might never know. Can we ever know an election result? What is an election, really?" #ausvotes