"I wasn't drunk!" "Dude, you threw a book in my face and yelled LOOK, I JUST FACEBOOKED YOU!" #iwnd
"i wasnt that drunk" "dude, you went to the train station and smashed yourself against the wall, trying to get to hogwarts"
"I wasnt that drunk" "Dude, you threw glitter over yourself and yelled' IM A VAMPIRE" #iwnd
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you grabbed my chipmunk and started yelling at it, saying, "SING, ALVIN!" #iwnd
Teacher : Get out a sheet of paper . Me : LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher : Excuse me ? Me : IM GETTING PAPER