Called Paramedics to 87yr old 2day. They asked "day of the week?" - "Wednesday" and "who's the prime minister?" -"a twat" she replied.
To the woman who tutted at me using the disabled toilets... wp.me/p3HKKe-C6 via @so_bad_ass
I urge you to read the detail. More to this Mark Simmonds story than we realised telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopic… #MPexpenses
Quiz: Who said what? Nadine Dorries or Father Ted fw.to/C1cC4xK