Tempted to retweet or share a video of an RCMP officer being murdered? Don't. Just don't.
Every guy in my office is now an expert on women's hockey. They're not even experts on women.
Shouldn't a "deep clean" be the regular clean at a hospital? twitter.com/ChiuCBC/status…
You can take my Oxford comma when you pry it from my tight, cold, and dead hands.
A friend asked me to go "ice fisting" with him this weekend. I'm mostly hoping that was a typo.
"Holy fuck, I'm so glad they didn't catch us plagiarizing. That would be BAD!" - Boys of #DDS2015
What we need now is some good ol’ impending snowstorm panic - the kind only the local media can whip up! #BlizzardOfOdds
Sorry, DEC 19 Milk, but there’s DEC 25 Milk right behind you…