A: Hey you wanna Skype? B: Not a fan. Google Chat? A: Sure, or we can use JoinMe? B: Have you installed Lync yet? f**k it, calling you now.
#TheDress has me convinced this entire f***king nation is retarded.
WWW III started by leader's response to provocation from two Hollywood stoners. I bet Nostradamus didn't see that one coming. #TheInterview