BREAKING: The Queen seen riding towards Westminster on an official horse, sword in hand, shouting: "Someone's got to sort this shit out."
BREAKING: Ed Miliband linked with the Newcastle United job.
Fifa finds no corruption in Qatar World Cup bid. Making the decision to award the tournament to a tiny desert nation even less explicable.
BUGLE ALERT. I repeat, BUGLE ALERT. Bugle 294 / Season 3 Episode 1 is alive: soundcloud.com/the-bugle/bugl… It's good to be back.
The USA scores after 31 seconds against Ghana, sparking wild scenes of mild curiosity on the streets of America.