Andrea Leadsom says criticism of her CV is 'ridiculous', and she didn't have to put up with this nonsense when she was an astronaut.
With Nigel Farage dismissing Leave's NHS pledge and Dan Hannan saying immigration won't fall, Britain realises it's voted for bendy bananas.
Alien invasion of Earth thwarted as they accidentally land in the UK and say "Take me to your leader".
As The Sun calls for his sacking over "migrants lies", Gary Lineker says he may follow their lead and apologise in about 25 years.
David Cameron rejects claims there's one rule for the rich and another for the poor: "There are no rules for the rich", he said.