With Nigel Farage dismissing Leave's NHS pledge and Dan Hannan saying immigration won't fall, Britain realises it's voted for bendy bananas.
'Obama hypocrite for telling UK what to do,' writes Boris Johnson in paper owned by Australian-born US citizen who tells UK what to do.
David Cameron rejects claims there's one rule for the rich and another for the poor: "There are no rules for the rich", he said.
IRONY UPDATE: Nigel Farage now dependent on his German wife.
Lord Freud says something out loud that probably should have stayed in his head. If only there were a name for this kind of slip.