I decided to pay my therapist by the issue. She fixes it, she gets paid. Her reply: Let's talk about your inherent cheapness.
Amazon just suggested I might want to read "How To Stay Sane." STOP JUDGING ME, AMAZON.
Can you kickstarter funding for an assassin? I'm asking for a "friend". I'm the friend.
Nothing like a game of "Other places Courtney Love thinks she found a plane" to derail an office meeting.