A happy moment in the middle of a difficult weekend.
I could not dig; I dared not rob:
Therefore I lied to please the mob.
Now all my lies are proved untrue
And I must face the men I slew.
What tale shall serve me here among
Mine angry and defrauded young?
-Rudyard Kipling Link
Jean-Claude Juncker's perfect riposte to Nigel Farage and pro-Brexit MEPs.