You Know You're An 80s Kid When... - You remember Domitian, even *after* he was consigned to oblivion - "Pliny" means Pliny the Younger
"Sorry, I don't make the rules." - person who's really happy about the rules.
Amazon gets away with being evil because after the first couple of purchases, buying from them is so easy compared to everybody else.
Register for an account. No, you can't just give us your money. I don't like the look of your email address. No, I don't like that password.