The best thing about Apple launches is not the product; it's that they explain what problem they're solving.
Microsoft built a premium laptop because its partners couldn't come up with anything consumers were willing to pay for.
"macOS Sierra supports all Macs introduced since late 2009." Has Apple introduced new Macs since 2009? I kid, I kid.
Microsoft's Band knows when you're sleeping, awake, not exercising, or being good. It's basically Santa Claus.