Big-bearded shining-eyed guy walking down North Street muttering, “Brand awareness, brand awareness.” Feel like I’m in a @GreatDismal novel.
@Pinboard I was just thinking this morning that I should record a hit called "Alexa, buy this album."
BBC News reporting “two and a half dozen” shadow cabinet MPs resigned. Or “thirty”, as we knew it while we were using the decimal system.
The impression I get from my timeline is that C4 have created #hemsleyhemsley because Gillian McKeith didn’t talk quite enough bollocks.