Ok, your sister had a substance abuse problem...how will you *help* people with said issues, Ted? #GOPDebate
#TrumpIsWithYou Umm...I'd rather him not be. I don't want that spray tan of doom around me.
In related news...suicide isn't selfish. It's not a coward's way out. - Suicide is what happens when the... tmblr.co/ZJhyDy1N-KQYH
My 'rules' for what rock is are apparently more strict than at the #BBMAs. 'Cause I totally don't feel a rock vibe about Lorde...
No. You may not take 'Team America' away from me. I've stripped all over this country to the theme song. Because I'm a patriot. #fuckyeah