I feel like no one is really talking about how birds can stab you with their faces.
Scariest People: -Serial Killers -Clowns -Grown men with BFFs -Women who identify with Disney princesses
The plot of every Charlie Brown cartoon: Everyone is a dirty dick.
I turned on FOX News, and it's just a blonde woman crying?
Gonna start calling handwritten letters handjobs because life is too short. #PointsMe