I just wandered around Costco for 15-minutes on an EXPIRED MEMBERSHIP! Exhilarating doesn't come close to describing the feeling. Hey, sometimes a guy just needs to know he's alive. Next stop: Totem where I'll help myself to a bag of popcorn with no intention of buying anything.
I can't help but feel Rob Ford got invited to the Oscars for the same reason Carrie got invited to prom.
The first 24 to 72 hours after you change your ringtone is a confusing time. My phone just rang and I was like, "I don't even know you anymore, phone." I promplty switched back to my old ringtone--the technological equivalent of going back to the same unhealthy relationship.