Just come across this awesome, logic-mincing piece of estate agent English: "Each property is unique and this one is no different."
Deaf woman on bus using Facetime to have a conversation in sign language. What a brilliant and liberating use of tech.
Rooney makes history as he becomes England's record-breaking scorer of inconsequential goals.
"Both as a woman in love and a woman of the left" - Valerie Trierweiler utters possibly the French-est sentence ever uttered. #marr