YOU! YES, YOU! GO WRAP YOUR NON-NOODLY APPENDAGES AROUND SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. (P. S. pets count!)
Come to me. Touch my noodly appendage and discover the TRUTH about the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
THIS is how it's done: RT @ephzero: O Great Noodly One, your unworthy servant humbly begs a crumb of your infinite and saucy benevolence.
Pastafarian Alert! If you haven't been touched by my noodly appendage (i.e. if I'm not following you) @ reply to me before :30 past the hour