THIS IS REAL: Boss just told us, if this tweet gets 50 thousand retweets, @JayOnrait and I are allowed to grow beards for the playoffs.
Scriven la vida loca. Scriven on a prayer. Scriven on the edge. Scriven let die. All are acceptable.
If you are with a buddy at a PGA Tour event and he yells 'Get in the hole' when a player tee's off on a par 4, please punch him in the face.