MLB ruling; You're allowed to break Ruben Tejada's leg but not Buster Posey's.
"You had me at cello." -bowed string instrument fan
My hotel's slogan would be, "Get a room."
3AM is the new 2AM.
Me #BookSequels @midnight
(Marley and Me sequel)
Mary Poppins 2: Still Poppin'
I'm at a straight wedding. I'm so unhip.