"What's the difference between a Pizza Hut pizza and Freddy Krueger's skin? Freddy's skin doesn't have a stuffed crust." Not funny.
I have a lot of Spanish-speaking followers here on Twitter. Gracias a todos. Now go take a siesta so I can put these blades to use.
Sorry, I've been away building a well for Salvadoran villagers with the Peace Corps. You know, noble work. Okay, fine, been killing teens...
People assume that I am able to visit EVERYONE at night, like some charbroiled, murderous Santa Claus. Not true. Is it the X-mas sweater?
Wolverine and I started out on a bad foot, for obvious reasons. We're cool now, though.