In a few years, I'll go back and watch this speech again to remind myself what an actual President looks and sounds like. #ObamaFarewell
Was thinking how great it'd be if they created a vaccine for stupidity, but then realized the families who need it the most wouldn't get it.
How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? They'll tell you...every time you see them.
Got a touching email from a young man who just lost his virginity thanks to our stuffed chicken breast recipe. That's going on the resume.