Apparently, if someone still tries to organize a Harlem Shake video, you’re now legally allowed to shoot them in the leg.
Remember : Tuesday is the least loved of all days; it’s the ginger step-child of weekdays. Try and spread some love today. Be that change.
FML Tip #65: In summertime, you can get rid of persistent bugs by playing them songs feat. Pitbull. Also works on friends and family.
Monday is back. Time to strap on a metaphorical crash helmet, chow down some industrial-sized cakes and cry like a baby. Stay strong.