B4 sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress yourself. In life, no one helps you once you're fucked. Unless you fuck again.
That moment of relief when you have all 3 items intact instagr.am/p/QUP_Ual3Q3/
Hold your head high and your middle finger higher. #wisewords
@filterclub interviewing potential part-time doorbitches, email email@example.com if interested. please RT.