Hell is a giant department store, and you're allowed to leave once you've bought comfortable, flattering women's jeans. With good pockets.
"There's two types of people in the world: people who believe in false binaries, and all the other kinds." - @matociquala
*idly checks the weather* *encounters the phrase "polar vortex"* *backs away slowly*
Are there any cosmologies (ideally ancient) where lightning is a temporary crack in the sky, revealing endless bright flame behind it?