Breaking: an unreleased iPad was stolen along with the KIDNAPPING OF A HUMAN PERSON but don't worry, that's secondary cnbc.com/id/102632153
To those planning to hoard Plan B so they can help others during the collapse: it’s ~$20 cheaper on Amazon (for now) than in most drugstores
A 4yo just told me to tell Siri to Taskrabbit her a yellow donut with pink frosting. So that's what the future generation is gonna be like.
The NSA saying they had no knowledge of Heartbleed is like a kid with chocolate smeared all over his face saying he hasn't heard of cookies.
Read this entire article the next time you think people should "just" call the police. Completely useless system. mobile.nytimes.com/2016/08/24/us/…