congratulations, you're an adult!! Now just fill out these forms, and... then never stop. never stop filling out forms. this is adulthood.
I'd "come out of my shell", but actually it's a thick, carbonate exoskeleton, without which I'd be at a biological disadvantage
Sometimes I shit on the pregnancy test too, just to be like toootally sure
wow ur selfie is so candid, it totally looks like u didn't know u were taking a picture of ur self