congratulations, you're an adult!! Now just fill out these forms, and... then never stop. never stop filling out forms. this is adulthood.
I'd "come out of my shell", but actually it's a thick, carbonate exoskeleton, without which I'd be at a biological disadvantage
This is a video of a pro-wrestler being asked about Kim Kardashian while Elizabeth Warren walks behind him, undistu… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Sometimes I shit on the pregnancy test too, just to be like toootally sure