It's creepy that whenever I tweet "you shouldn't kill kids." at least one person accuses me of being against Israel.
At least the DEA got cigarettes right! Smoking is a harmless activity that has never killed anyone. That's why it's legal.
I don't care how great your country or religion is. It can't be so great that it's worth killing kids for. Sorry if I seem like a square.
@realDonaldTrump Let's put Americans who own flags on a registry so we can make sure they're taking care of their flags.