Great British Bake Off back on August 20. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!
Samuel Buttery. The love child of Adele and Alan Carr. #thevoiceuk
You couldn't create something as awful as #TOWIELive if you spent 50 years locked in a TV studio with a chimp typing scripts & Paul Danan
I've never forgiven the bloke from Spandau Ballet since he killed Saskia with an ashtray & went into hiding as a DFS salesman #CBB
Diana Vickers x sheep + Ellie Goulding x eyeliner - shoes = Janet Devlin #xfactor