April Fools! Reality is a flimsy mental construct you've projected onto randomly shifting, uncaring matter. I can't believe you fell for it!
"What's it like to be popular on the internet?" Well, you get to share what you make with people. Also strangers tell you to kill yourself.
If someone on the internet tweets they like a thing, don't respond with why you hate it because 1) no one cares & 2) what is wrong with you.