I was once asked to leave American Apparel for trying to get photographic evidence that you couldn't fit a French stick into their jean legs
I think I may have just convinced a student to visit the National Portrait Gallery by describing it as the Historical Selfie Museum
Can we add harassed and stalked? twitter.com/JamilahLemieux…
Is it just me or does #EdBallsDay start earlier every year? Cards in the shops since March!