This was a whole lotta work. Hope you find it useful :) tools.kali.org
You'd think the FAA grounding all UPS flights would be newsworthy. fly.faa.gov/adv/adv_otherd…
Protip: If you're going to steal an exploit and submit it as your own, at least make sure we don't already have it in EDB. #derp
Armitage is now working again in Kali. Thanks @armitagehacker for the quick fix.