128 years ago today I invented Coca-Cola. 128 years ago yesterday I was incredibly thirsty. #TrueStory #HappyBdayCoke
Ladies and gents, I have discovered there is indeed a "wrong side of the bed." It is the one farthest from the refrigerator.
As the inventor of Coca-Cola, I am proud to declare myself the world's first "fizzicist." #PemberPuns