Poor America. It must be hard deciding between a competent, experienced woman and a lying, xenophobic, unpredictable, dangerous narcissist.
Poor America. Such a tough choice: a lying, misogynist, racist, dangerous, unpredictable narcissist, or a woman who used the wrong email.
Make America Great Again*. *offer excludes blacks, hispanics, Muslims, LGBT, women, immigrants, Jews, the disabled, the vulnerable etc