Be suspicious of liberal gun talk. They are in the pocket of Big Alive and want you to not die so they can make money off you not dying.
Drop it like it's 3 loud shampoo bottles you barely bumped in the shower.
Sometimes I wish I could get a Star Wars tattoo, but then I remember I have Chewbacca's body.
Weird how @donlemon is quietly accepting the thousands of critical tweets directed at him and not biting anyone's head off.
It must suck to be the guy at Twitter forced to write a trending algorithm so the top trends aren't just GUNS and RACISM all the time.