I tried to change my Twitter password to "Glee" but was told it needed more complex characters.
Steve Wonder, since he doesn't even use his I's. #bandsmissingaletter
If a brewery named one of their beers "Responsibly" they'd get a lot of free advertising.
Toddlers & Tiaras, Teen Mom, and Intervention could be combined into one surprisingly cohesive, 90 minute, tragicomedic biopic.
In the wake of the tsunami/earthquake, I encourage everyone to stimulate the Asian economy by purchasing absolutely anything.